Breaking News: Modi Arrested

 Breaking News: Modi Arrested

Guess Soon Who Will Be This

Did you know a bag-carrying fraud Fakeer (फकीर)) has been caught? Are you talking about the guy who keeps on saying, Hamara kya hai, hum to Fakeer hain hum to jhola utha kar chale jangye (हमारा क्या है, हम तो फकीर हैं हम तो झोला उठाकर चले जायेंगे)? Yes, that Fakeer (फकीर), check his bag before he steps out of the door, could be carrying the whole damn country in his bag. Are you sure about this news? I don’t know these days just saw it on WhatsApp messages, the university! What was his crime? Crime, are you kidding me, do you not see that he is a master manipulator? War Rukwa Dee, Papa! The global leaders who worked so hard to stop this Russian/Ukrainian war fell flat and did not realize the only weapon they needed was the Fakeer’s advertisement message that War Rukwa Dee Papa. Well, he claims to have graduated from a university with both undergrad and master’s degrees. So what? That is not a crime. This becomes a crime if you make such claims on your resume while filling out an application to run for a member of parliament. I agree, that is a crime against the public. Do you know that giving hate speeches gets you in a slammer like Rahul Gandhi? And he is a master at delivering hate speeches, we all know that. Oh, yes, I forgot, Rahul was given two years of prison time for a speech that was labeled by one Modi as hate speech as Rahul had called out people stealing billions from India and ran away with having Modi for their last name. And then that electoral bond money this Fakeer extracted from big businesses, where Chanda Do Dhanda Lo (चंदा दो धंधा लो), man, that’s a big extortion scheme only this फकीर could come up with and is willing to do the same if comes back to power. If he is arrested for these crimes, then it is about time. Wow, finally someone found the spine of Judge T.N. Seshan and took action, which Seshan would have taken much sooner than it happened. Man, they should check his bag before he leaves pretending to be a फकीर. Should we believe in this so-called WhatsApp university message? Don’t count on it, enjoy it as wonderful wishful thinking.

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