Modi and Shah in serious hypothetical dialogue

 

PM Modi to Amit Shah, why are you crying Amit, is something wrong?

Yes, sir, I have tried everything to destroy the Aam Adami Party and have failed. We cooked up fake Liquor Scam charges on their leaders, and offered them huge bribes, and none of them broke, and they refused to join the BJP party. Angry Amit Shah mumbles these guys are cheaters, in 2013 they told the media that they will not join politics, and now here they have successfully formed a national political party and have become a pain in the butt for the BJP.

The genius Fakeer came up with an idea to use the Godi media calling the Aam Adami Party a bunch of cheaters.

But sir, Mr. Sanjay Singh has already been released from jail as our ED could no longer come up with any more charges against him. They even lost the audio tape from the witness against him that we had generated.

Was there such a tape that ED had? Modi.

No, just what we had told in the media to tell the public, and you know our Godi media is like dogs that eat anything we feed them. But these Aam Adami Party know how to call our bluff in the court so we got caught with our pants down and had to release Mr. Sanjay Singh, and now he has become a huge problem for us.

What kind of problem?

Have you heard his speeches, Sir, he is one man wracking crew whom the voters love to listen. He is drawing huge crowds for the entire INDIA bloc wherever he goes.

What about Kejriwal? Have we made any progress with him after denying him insulin?

No sir, he turned that into a huge election issue against our government, and frankly, now we will lose all 7 seats in Delhi and a majority of seats both in Punjab and Haryana because of this blunder putting Kejriwal in prison.

Dawn, Ram Mandir did not help, so don’t you talk to me about Krishna.

Shah asked, which Krishna sir, Modi looked at Shah with anger as he had a dumb look on his face the one he had when the reporter asked him about Mr. Sanjay Singh getting out of prison.

Why this time problems don’t seem to be going away, Modi asked Shah. Now what sir? The RSS guys in Maharashtra are not happy with us and they want to change the person on the top whether the BJP wins or loses this election.

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