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Modi and Shah in serious hypothetical dialogue

  PM Modi to Amit Shah, why are you crying Amit, is something wrong? Yes, sir, I have tried everything to destroy the Aam Adami Party and have failed. We cooked up fake Liquor Scam charges on their leaders, and offered them huge bribes, and none of them broke, and they refused to join the BJP party. Angry Amit Shah mumbles these guys are cheaters, in 2013 they told the media that they will not join politics, and now here they have successfully formed a national political party and have become a pain in the butt for the BJP. The genius Fakeer came up with an idea to use the Godi media calling the Aam Adami Party a bunch of cheaters. But sir, Mr. Sanjay Singh has already been released from jail as our ED could no longer come up with any more charges against him. They even lost the audio tape from the witness against him that we had generated. Was there such a tape that ED had? Modi. No, just what we had told in the media to tell the public, and you know our Godi media is l...

Breaking News: Modi Arrested

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 Breaking News: Modi Arrested Guess Soon Who Will Be This Did you know a bag-carrying fraud Fakeer  ( फकीर))  has been caught? Are you talking about the guy who keeps on saying, Hamara kya hai, hum to Fakeer hain hum to jhola utha kar chale jangye ( हमारा क्या है , हम तो फकीर हैं हम तो झोला उठाकर चले जायेंगे) ? Yes, that Fakeer ( फकीर), check his bag before he steps out of the door, could be carrying the whole damn country in his bag. Are you sure about this news? I don’t know these days just saw it on WhatsApp messages, the university! What was his crime? Crime, are you kidding me, do you not see that he is a master manipulator? War Rukwa Dee, Papa! The global leaders who worked so hard to stop this Russian/Ukrainian war fell flat and did not realize the only weapon they needed was the Fakeer’s advertisement message that War Rukwa Dee Papa. Well, he claims to have graduated from a university with both undergrad and master’s degrees. So what? That is not a cri...

The Side Effects of Mixing Religion in Politics

  The 2024 election in India has started to take a turn in a direction that is not pleasing to the ruling party. Blind faith works in both directions, as the Ruling party knows that believers in Sanathan (renamed as Hinduism) will be highly impressed with the efforts of Modi and Yogi to get the Ram Temple built and promising to build the Krishan temple Mathura if the BJP came back to power. As the stars would have it all four Shankaracharya were against the initiation of the partially built temple that was against the religious believers of the Sanathan Dharma and in turn made them see the Ego trip rather than a spiritual journey of the party in power, which most Hindus relate to the Ego of the Ravana. The Ram temple was initiated during a controversial period, which takes away the impact of this accomplishment as a major accomplishment in this election. Even Pulwama is seen as a failure of this government and giving negative mileage to the BJP Patry. Furthermore, the electoral bon...

What to Eat and What not to

  When Adityanath Yogi in his speeches tells people that the Congress is planning to give people the freedom to eat whatever they want, he forgets one thing, what to eat and not to eat is a basic human right we all have as long as the food we eat does not violate any laws of the society to keep harmony in the society. The problem here is that Yogi may have mixed his भगवा in this message indicting people eating beef will be granted rights that they already have under the Indian constitution. Still, his goal was to corrupt the message as if the BJP government after having taken a 600 Cr. bribe from the beef industry was better suited to reduce the slaughtering of cows in India. A careful analysis of the Vedic civilization will show you that beef was as much part of their diet as any other meat. Therefore many Hindus do not believe today that eating beef makes them less of a Hindu and so they continue to consume beef if not in India, definitely outside India. Most meat-eating Indians...

Exploding Worries of the BJP

  For many centuries India has been ruled by a handful of people who used falsehood as a tool to mislead the public in every direction. The public worked only to serve the interest of the kings, Brahmins were used to help these kings stay in power and make the public continue to work hard in fields, mines, roads, and wherever they could make the kingdom better for Kings to speed up the loot that they were already doing. Even today, a very large population in India continues to believe in these blind-faith rituals while having been given space by politicians and those who benefit from spreading these fake rituals, and justify by suggesting that these rituals give people peace of mind. Today, India is led by a leader who is a master manipulator in spreading these lies and justifying carrying out policies driven by his religious faith. Having understood the power of fake news and bought the media to spread such lies, Modi went on initiating the Ram Temple in the name of Aastha (faith)...

Not your everyday Saint

When a saint-turned-politician starts to lie like a politician, that saint should be stripped from his saintly uniform, because it no longer represents the virtues of that uniform. Yogi the CM of UP has just entered that group of liars who have chosen to sacrifice his sainthood for power, which is becoming anti-Yogi. All 4 Shankaracharya should hold a meeting and strip Yogi from sainthood. He should start dressing like a normal politician, otherwise, his current uniform, gives a bad name to Saint-hood. He has the right to be a politician and lie like one, but not a Saint and a Politician at the same time.