Modi and Shah in serious hypothetical dialogue
PM Modi to Amit Shah, why are you crying Amit, is something wrong? Yes, sir, I have tried everything to destroy the Aam Adami Party and have failed. We cooked up fake Liquor Scam charges on their leaders, and offered them huge bribes, and none of them broke, and they refused to join the BJP party. Angry Amit Shah mumbles these guys are cheaters, in 2013 they told the media that they will not join politics, and now here they have successfully formed a national political party and have become a pain in the butt for the BJP. The genius Fakeer came up with an idea to use the Godi media calling the Aam Adami Party a bunch of cheaters. But sir, Mr. Sanjay Singh has already been released from jail as our ED could no longer come up with any more charges against him. They even lost the audio tape from the witness against him that we had generated. Was there such a tape that ED had? Modi. No, just what we had told in the media to tell the public, and you know our Godi media is l...