Another Indian Election: The Art of Stealing

 

Another Indian Election: The Art of Stealing

Ah, democracy in India—where elections aren’t just a festival but a full-blown circus featuring power plays, mudslinging, and, of course, some good old-fashioned vote stealing. This time, the plot thickens as our very own Prime Minister Modi faces off against a man who seems to delight in staying one step ahead of him: Arvind Kejriwal. The battle is set in Delhi, a city where Kejriwal has earned the trust of its citizens, potentially reminding Modi that not everyone is eager to sing his praises. Shocking, I know.

Let’s rewind a decade or so, shall we? Once upon a time, many believed Kejriwal was a kindred spirit of the RSS, destined to be Modi’s trusty sidekick. A bromance for the ages, right? Wrong. Kejriwal turned out to be less of a sidekick and more of a thorn in Modi’s side. Not only did he shatter illusions, but he also showed that the anti-corruption movement, possibly orchestrated by the BJP itself, could backfire spectacularly. Kudos to Kejriwal for that plot twist—turns out he actually meant all that anti-corruption talk. Who knew?

Now, let’s address the real elephant in the room: Modi’s alleged love affair with Adani. It seems like keeping Kejriwal in power is a major buzzkill for Modi’s grand plans of awarding lucrative contracts to his billionaire buddy. Tough luck, especially when pesky citizens of Delhi keep exposing BJP’s efforts to “cleanse” voter lists of dissenting voices. Thousands of voters conveniently disappearing? Just another day in the democratic paradise.

Of course, this isn’t the BJP’s first rodeo. Tried-and-tested strategies from Haryana and Maharashtra are being deployed, proving that the ruling party’s ingenuity in election tactics knows no bounds. And while opposition parties gnash their teeth and cry foul, let’s be honest—they could use a crash course in playing the game. It’s not exactly rocket science: when the system is rigged, you don’t win by playing nice.

To those still clinging to the illusion of voters making rational choices, let me burst your bubble. The average voter, bless their heart, often decides based on what’s handed to them—be it promises, propaganda, or plain old cash. Throw in a compromised Election Commission and judiciary, and you’ve got a recipe for governance by the highest bidder.

But wait—there’s a glimmer of hope. The Aam Aadmi Party, despite all odds, seems to have delivered on its promises. Imagine that: a political party actually doing what it said it would. No wonder the BJP is scrambling to rewrite the rulebook in Delhi, deploying every trick in their arsenal to keep power firmly in their grasp.

Will the BJP succeed in stealing yet another election? Probably. Should we act surprised? Absolutely not. After all, when winning at any cost is the mantra, why stop at a little voter list manipulation? Stay tuned for the next episode of India’s great electoral soap opera, where the drama never ends, and the results are anything but predictable.

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