Democracy’s Favorite Pastime: Worshiping the Very Leaders Who Keep You Poor
Democracy’s Favorite Pastime: Worshiping the Very Leaders Who Keep You Poor In what appears to be the world’s longest-running social experiment, certain democracies have perfected a simple yet effective formula: keep voters ignorant of their rights, add a dash of hero worship, and generously sprinkle red tape until the public is too exhausted to demand what’s theirs. According to our entirely reliable data (because who needs transparency, right?), more than 70% of voters in these democracies believe elected officials are benevolent monarchs doing them personal favors, not salaried public servants. This collective amnesia conveniently allows leaders to show up at the eleventh hour, swoop in to “help” with problems they created, and ride off into the sunset showered with slogans of eternal gratitude. Meanwhile, armies of slogan-shouters are always available like on-demand delivery apps fueled by frustration, poverty, and a carefully engineered dependency on the very leaders they...